Do not attempt to knit the heel of a sock after 9pm at night. Especially if the last time you knit (the first time you knit) a short-row heel was oh, a year ago. Especially if you are trying to *relax*. You may end up with a scene like this:

I threw it across the room. And it’s going to stay there. For awhile. The pattern, too. PunishED!